[EGG HUNT]

[wesssssssssssst]

[There are plastic Easter eggs everywhere.Under your pillow, in the toilets, in trees, floating in the onsen, in trails along camp's main pathways, on windowsills, in your pockets -- everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. Some eggs have candy. Some are full of lotion or glue or shampoo. Some explode, shoot glitter, bite, and sing

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[alwaysuserubber]

[marching purposefully along with a basket of eggs and a net. MIGHT BE SINGING.]

Second verse!

[shaftedbygod]

[REALLY HOPES YOU'RE NOT SINGING]

Please, no more.

[alwaysuserubber]

[HE'S NOT BAD, at least in that Japanese enka singing kind of way]

Ah?

[shaftedbygod]

Enough with that noise you're making. You're better off talking.

[alwaysuserubber]

You're looking for eggs, too, Clown Jerk?

[shaftedbygod]

My name is Salieri.

[alwaysuserubber]

Oh, yeah. Salami.

[oho there is an egg]

[shaftedbygod]

I suppose I should stop trying. You're not all that bright, are you.

[alwaysuserubber]

You're the one without any eggs!

[shaftedbygod]

If I wanted eggs, I would go to the Mess Hall.

[alwaysuserubber]

You're just mad 'cause you're losing.

[shaftedbygod]

Since when is hunting for eggs a contest?

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[looks down at his basket]

[shaftedbygod]

[eyebrow raise...waiting for answer...]

[alwaysuserubber]

Dunno why! Just had to.

[shaftedbygod]

Well, carry on, then. Don't let me stop you.