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[notamartian]

[NEAR YOU: OMINOUS, BOOMING FOOTSTEPS APPROACH IN YOUR DIRECTION.

If you turn around, you might see a gigantic and extremely fluffy chick approaching you. Yes, its weedy chick feet are making that booming noise. That is how big it is.

The Doctor and Rose appear to be clinging to its back.]

Why do you always have to fiddle?

Oh, come on.

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[a_valiant_rose]

[facepalming as best she can while holding on]

[notamartian]

You've got to admit, it's really kind of adorable. For ... you know, a titan of chickenkind.

[a_valiant_rose]

...That's not the point, Doctor.

[notamartian]

Not to mention, it's the season for baby everythings. This one's just a bit of a big baby, is all! Besides, all I did was feed it. I just got the bird food fixed up with the super-gro. It's easily done!

[climaxinside]

Fwaaahh!

*IT WILL CRUSH AND EAT ME WON'T IT I CAN TELL*

[notamartian]

... oh. Oh dear. Try not to get under its feet!

[climaxinside]

Y-Yes! I will! A-And I am!

[notamartian]

Seriously, I mean it! And try not to trip over! It's heavy!

[papacapinyo]

Yo, this wasn't me!

[notamartian]

I know! It's just a little bit of an accident, is all. Don't worry! Everything's fine, I'll have this sorted in a jiffy.

[he says clinging onto the back of a giant baby chicken.]

[papacapinyo]

Jes' oughta go on its own, righ'?

[notamartian]

Uh, well, only if I make it shrink again. Which I'm working on!

[mothersboard]

[Don't you hate when giant mutant chicks interrupt your morning tea. I know I do.]

[notamartian]

Er-- whoops! Sorry for the inconvenience! I'll sort it out in a minute, I just have to ... get to its mouth ...

[one seems to be hanging on the wrong end.]

[mothersboard]

What is this thing?

[notamartian]

It's a chick. Just a normal baby chicken. Or, er. It was.

[sillyrabitricks]

...COOL

[a_valiant_rose]

Oh, don't encourage him!

[sillyrabitricks]

But I gotta!!

[a_valiant_rose]

You really don't!