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... After many incidents involving graffiti and sneak-attacks, I think I've finally gotten my zombie-squirrel minions to obey orders as proper minions should.
Some of them still don't seem to like doing what they're told. :/ I shoot those as an example for the rest. It's sort of funny how quickly the splatter of undead flesh and blood will convince them. The nice thing is that more tend to show up, just like the other zombies!
They're really not particularly useful for anything, though, other than following people in the trees and chittering noisily at them, and sometimes stealing food. Am wondering if I can organize them into a proper unit or battalion. They could be the new 17th! Together, we'd fight crime zombies! I miss the 17th. Fighting Mavericks is far preferable to this.
I tried asking my minions where all the zombies are coming from, but nobody bothered programming me to understand the zombie dialect of squirrel, and none of them seem to feel inclined towards writing it down. So.
So either there's a lot of dead people here rising up, a lot of people we don't know about getting zombified, OR they're just appearing out of nowhere.
And if it's that last, where's the spawn point? Because I feel like a little camping. :(
... This is all unless, of course, we've already figured out the source, in which case, why don't I know. Whyyyyyyy.
Some of them still don't seem to like doing what they're told. :/ I shoot those as an example for the rest. It's sort of funny how quickly the splatter of undead flesh and blood will convince them. The nice thing is that more tend to show up, just like the other zombies!
They're really not particularly useful for anything, though, other than following people in the trees and chittering noisily at them, and sometimes stealing food. Am wondering if I can organize them into a proper unit or battalion. They could be the new 17th! Together, we'd fight crime zombies! I miss the 17th. Fighting Mavericks is far preferable to this.
I tried asking my minions where all the zombies are coming from, but nobody bothered programming me to understand the zombie dialect of squirrel, and none of them seem to feel inclined towards writing it down. So.
So either there's a lot of dead people here rising up, a lot of people we don't know about getting zombified, OR they're just appearing out of nowhere.
And if it's that last, where's the spawn point? Because I feel like a little camping. :(
... This is all unless, of course, we've already figured out the source, in which case, why don't I know. Whyyyyyyy.