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[herofirstclass]

[SOMEWHERE, THERE IS A SIGN:

Need advice on picking up that special someone? Ask your resident P.U.P.P.Y. today!

And there is someone under it, trying to write on it. It's not going very well]

Oh come on . . .

(Standard new character warnings apply!

ETA: Aaand I'm running out of steam. Will pick up old and new threads tomorrow after work.

Comments

[climaxinside]

Ummm....

[herofirstclass]

Maybe I should just make a new sign, if camp wants to advertise me that bad.

[climaxinside]

Sorry. Just didn't really understand it.

[herofirstclass]

No? What part don't you understand?

[climaxinside]

The letters....A-Ah, but it's fine. Don't want to be a bother.

[herofirstclass]

Hey, you're not being a bother. It's supposed to stand for Pick-Up Phrase Provider for You - what I was hired to do here.

[climaxinside]

Ehh? Pick up phrases....That's too familiar....

[herofirstclass]

[I SEE WHAT YOU'RE HINTING AT]

Yeah? How so?

[climaxinside]

*WAS IT MY SUBTLE CHOICE OF ICON*

Mm, it's nothing.

[herofirstclass]

[IT MIGHT'VE BEEN]

Well, if you need any advice, you know who to come to.

[climaxinside]

*I COULD BE SUBTLER*

Thank you, but....

[herofirstclass]

[of course you can]

But?

[climaxinside]

*U:3R:3A:3T:3A:3R:3O:3S*

Others have offered that, too.

[herofirstclass]

Haha, really? Well, I wouldn't want to step on any toes.

[climaxinside]

Mm, sorry about that.

[herofirstclass]

Heh, it's fine! My name's Zack, by the way.