ITP - Mess Hall Post

[robocalypse]

[most people eat! Most people talk to one another]

[Casshern however is staring at his laptop which is showing him this]

... I didn't know such a thing existed...

Comments

[faildater]

Hmm. It does look nice, doesn't it?

[gothrumefirst]

[NINJAING INTO YOUR SPACE FROM BEHIND]

Ehhh! A guy who likes sweets? That's pretty rare these days!

[faildater]

[adfjsgdfkjsdgfskdfgsdf BACKING AWAY SEVERAL FEET]

[gothrumefirst]

... Geez, what's your problem? You act like you've never seen a cute girl before!

[faildater]

I-I --W-Well...

[still backing away]

[gothrumefirst]

[Advancing upon!]

Weren't you taught that it's polite to look a lady in the eye when you talk to her?

[faildater]

[sob not looking you in the eye]

I-I'm n-not...

[gothrumefirst]

[... This is just getting ridiculous. Stopping to check herself over.]

... Okay seriously, do I have something on my face or what? I mean, I know my awesome sometimes intimidates, but I didn't think I looked THAT scary in the morning...

[faildater]

N-No, that's not it...

[gothrumefirst]

Then what is it? And look at me when you speak!

[TOTALLY IN YOUR SPACE AGAIN BY THE WAY, funny how quickly that happened]

[faildater]

[waahhh stumbling backwards]

I-I can't talk to women!

[gothrumefirst]

... All women? Ever? Don't be stupid! That's like 50% of the population, you know!

[faildater]

That's how it is.

[gothrumefirst]

[Offering a hand to help him up :|]

You're talking to me now, aren't you?

[faildater]

[backing away some more]

B-Barely.

[gothrumefirst]

[OH COME ON. Grabbing him by the collar to pull him to his feet.]

Aren't you ashamed to call yourself a man? Have some backbone!