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[ifiwasninvisble]

Ninja Club Lesson Number One: Stealth.

Your challenge for this club meeting is to steal a cookie undetected. They're chocolate chip, for the record.

[Why yes, there is a plate of chocolate chip cookies sitting on a table. And a man with a clipboard standing next to it. Do you accept this mission?]

(( OOC: Slooowing down, will be continuing all

Comments

[eggsplosive]

*if by accept mission you mean attempt to walk by, take a cookie, and continue walking, then yes!*

[ifiwasninvisble]

... I don't remember you in the club.

[eggsplosive]

*turning back* I'm such a ninja you didn't realize it. Thanks for the cookie!

[ifiwasninvisble]

There aren't ninja members in the ninja clu- [pauses because even I realize how bad that sounds]

[follow_3_steps]

*cookies ping*

[ifiwasninvisble]

Interested in trying?

[follow_3_steps]

Can I just have one and watch?

[ifiwasninvisble]

It wouldn't be very fair to the people who were trying though.

[necessaryevil]

*has already ninja'd one of the cookies and is eating it*

[ifiwasninvisble]

[... writes]

How are they?

[necessaryevil]

They're acceptable.

[ifiwasninvisble]

I don't do very much baking, so I'll take that as a good thing.

[starving_artist]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! *staring at the cookies like they're gold-plated or something*

[ifiwasninvisble]

Give it your best try.

[starving_artist]

Hmmmmmm.

Hmmmmmmm...

[starving_artist]

HOLY CRAP THE VOLCANO'S EXPLODING! *points behind you*

[shadow_bum]

[ninjas past and starts eating one of your cookies as he walks away with his nose in a book]

[ifiwasninvisble]

[...notes]

What's that you're reading?

[shadow_bum]

...

A Linguistic Introduction to the History of English.

[ifiwasninvisble]

... Doesn't quite sound like the typical book to read to pass away time.