Up there, in the sky! It's a bird? A plane? NO, IT'S...

[moveurdeadfros]

*In short order, the following creatures are now descending from the heavens:

One (1) winged unicorn, a pegacorn if you will, sporting wings with feathers in all the colors of the rainbow and carrying one (1) Vincent Valentine inafancydress and blindfold.
One (1) majestic gryphon carrying one (1) doctor wearing something most decidedly

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[alwaysuserubber]

[WELL, SOMEONE JUST GOT LUCKY because instead of landing on hard ground, one of those four just landed on something decidedly rubbery]

[moveurdeadfros]

*I DO BELIEVE THAT WAS ME.

That is to say, the gigantic skeleton-horse me that is well over the height of a minivan.

But at least I am very light since I'm just bones?*

Really, they... should be somewhere around here...

[alwaysuserubber]

Eahhh...

[moveurdeadfros]

*... I think I am going to prod whatever is underneath me a little with my hooves, because it certainly feels familiar...*

[prettyflyfora]

*is just...staring in awe*

[whoooosshh]

*I look very pretty in this get-up, don't I?

Also, vaguely looking... or rather, turning head in your direction.*

[prettyflyfora]

*is also hovering in mid-air, BTW. Clearing my throat* Ah...Are all of you new arrivals as well?

[whoooosshh]

...

*The "princess" does not make any movements to acknowledge your presence. Or... is it really ignoring, when absolutely nothing in his movements betray that he even heard you?*

[officialrapier]

[WHUT]

[moveurdeadfros]

*IT'S OKAY, I LANDED ON MY CAPTAIN.* Oooh, oh dear, this is far too...

*And then he rises. You thought Brook was tall before? Have a skeleton-horse more than twice as tall as Brook is, with legs as long and majestic as his afro is curly!

Or at least, that is the impression you WOULD be having if he wasn't busy stumbling all over his own hooves.*

[officialrapier]

...Do you require any... assistance...?

[moveurdeadfros]

Ah- oh? My, isn't that- Lady Kirijo! It is you then, it is truly you?!

*This is now a very, very tall horseskeleton... prancing. It looks odd. Ever so odd.*

[get_sometail]

. . .

[moveurdeadfros]

*So I know you think chocobos are awesome, but a horse with legs long enough as two, maybe THREE you's aint that bad either, right?*

[get_sometail]

[I'm not THAT short :I]

You musta missed a turn at the flying shark.

[moveurdeadfros]

*Ah, but I am very tall!*

Flying shark- master Zidane? Is that you?!

[soblackinside]

[...takes a half-step backward]

[enemaothestate]

*You think your puny STEPS can bring you away from the watchful gaze of the highborn king? His eye scours the field, seeking you out with the precision of the hawk! His finger, strong and mighty, points in your direction! Do you yield from it? OR DO YOU FACE IT, LIKE A TRUEBORN CIMMERIAN?*

Ah, Chrona isn't it? Then we are back!

[soblackinside]

...eh?

[this is the most intelligent response that can be mustered for the moment]

[enemaothestate]

Very well then... can you tell me what day it toDAY?!

*The half-naked man is now doing muscleman poses. This is of course completely normal. Nothing to worry about.*