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[7_of_swords]

*If you go out into the woods east of camp, quite a distance away from any settlements, you may find yourself hearing a distant sound: a series of metallic clashing noises, much like the sound of sword hitting sword. Exactly like the sound of sword hitting sword, in fact. And is the sound coming closer

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[overllamatic]

W- Woah! Are you okay?!

[robenwizrdharem]

[... bounces off a tree nearby :(]

[overllamatic]

WAAH--!!

[invisible swordsmen+children flying through the air=there are also invisible judoka!]

This is bad! This is bad!

[robenwizrdharem]

[in a heap :(]

I-I wouldn't say bad... so much as annoying, maybe?

[overllamatic]

[do... do I check on the kid or try to save the girl?]

A- are you okay?

L- listen! Whoever you are, there's no need for violence! We can work this out peacefully, right?! It's not like we could find you that easily anyway, so it can't hurt to just calm down and listen for a minute, right?!

[robenwizrdharem]

... s-sir?

[overllamatic]

I think it's working. Go find somewhere safe while I talk them down.

[robenwizrdharem]

... ...

R-right. I'll, uh... ... lie very still here.

[overllamatic]

What, no! That's not going to protect from invisible judo!

[robenwizrdharem]

... i-it's playing dead?

1/2

[overllamatic]

It's not a bear.

[overllamatic]

...or is it?

An invisible bear that knows judo. We're all doomed.

[robenwizrdharem]

R... right.

[overllamatic]

Anyway, what the heck is actually going on? You know, don't you?

[robenwizrdharem]

Ah, to be honest, I was surprised too. She's... training, I think. Against herself, sort of.

[overllamatic]

Hmmm, I didn't know she can do that kind of thing too.