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[drag_on_lady]

[Right now, across this very Camp, you might be able to see flashes of brilliance out the corner of your eye as you go about your daily business. As you turn around to see what's happening, you find yourself confronted with a shocking sight: a bifauxnen who's covered head to toe, clothes and all, in body glitter.]

Who the hell is responsible fer

Comments

[knowing_smile]

I wouldn't hold my breath on the first, considering how prevalent sparkles can be here.

*casually holds out a canteen he was about to drink from*

[drag_on_lady]

*takes gracious, dumps it over head*

...

It ain't working!

[knowing_smile]

Well, now we know they aren't the edible variety.

[drag_on_lady]

This ain't funny! I think this stuff is shinin' way too much light for this time of day! I'll be like a lantern by nightfall!

[capt_liarpants]

But the sparkles are quite becoming! Very bright. But if you need water, I can run to the Mess Hall for you?

[drag_on_lady]

Very bright? Too bright, ya mean! I can hardly see with this crap on me!

Yeah, go an' do that. Please.

[capt_liarpants]

I see your point, fellow camper. Off I go! With super Sogeking speed!

*running off to the Mess Hall for water!*

[drag_on_lady]

*waiting... and it's sunset too, so she's glowing bright red now*