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[thereshego]

[ Lounging in a folding chair out off at the center of camp is a green-skinned woman, filing her nails, her gloves on as she does so. Beside her is a suitcase and a few magazines

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[welchersmaycry]

[hot chick]

Well aren't we the very model of human compassion?

[thereshego]

[Y hallo]

Compassion loses its meaning if you just give it out to everyone. Or waitwait, was that love? Well, either way, people are dumb.

You need something?

[welchersmaycry]

I'm not sure it's either.

Demotivation? No, not particularly.

[thereshego]

You here to sell me something, then?

Also, it is really hot, do you think you could move a bit to the left....

[squints, trying to block out the sun that is shining ever so brightly in her eyes, obscuring her vision of hot chickness]

[feelsyourpain]

... "Demotivational Speaker." The hits just keep on coming, don't they.

[thereshego]

Hey, I'm good at what I do, okay? I'm a valuable asset to society! Making people feel like idiots about situations they've gotten themselves into is what saves hostages.

[feelsyourpain]

I wouldn't know, I've never been in the "saving" business.

[thereshego]

... Yeaahh, listen, between the two of us? Neither have I.

[wesssssssssssst]

Demotivational?

[thereshego]

Yes, DEmotivational. I'm looking out for your best interest, kid. Maybe preventing you from becoming a serial killer someday or something.

[wesssssssssssst]

A killer?

[thereshego]

It can happen to you. Seriously. Why don't you have a seat [ points to the grass in front of her ] and tell me about these urges you undeniably have.

[halfnakedsnake]

Hah hah. Interesting style...

[thereshego]

Thanks.

Actually, wait, what do you mean?

[halfnakedsnake]

Your presence, your angle.

Who do you work for, or do you work alone?

[thereshego]

For camp, Sherlock. If you mean anything else by that, I'm kind of a solo act, but I'll offer my services to those who pay well.

[spankmyvampup]

*Innancloaked a'la icon*

Shouldn't you be working at a high school? Kids these days are too "carpe diem" as it is.

[welchersmaycry]

[well that doesn't scream "Vampire" or anything]

[spankmyvampup]

You gotta problem, lady?

[welchersmaycry]

[considders]

I might. That looks awfully uncomfortable.