Time for some survival tl;dr.

[halfnakedsnake]

*Standing over there is a guy who looks kinda like Liquid Snake... except he has sunglasses on, his hair is tied back, and he's lacking a British accent. Hmm

Comments

[swornmyoaths]

I'm not sure boiling would help fix that water. It glows.

[halfnakedsnake]

That may cause skin irritation. Don't go swimming without a protective suit.

[swornmyoaths]

Don't worry, I don't plan on swimming in the lake at all. The pool is good enough for me!

[halfnakedsnake]

Always make sure a lifeguard is on duty.

[swornmyoaths]

...I'm not sure this place has a lifeguard.