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[jayneofcommand]

[Enter: a bewildered, armed mountain of a man prowling through the camp. To call him displeased would be a most egregious understatement. He's looking for anything, anything at all that'll help him out, and he's pretty much touching every inanimate object that comes within his reach and possibly a few animate ones, too. He's a very tactile guy, you

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[doctorquincy]

. . . You'd be surprised.

[jayneofcommand]

Well, I ain't gonna be stuck here! Hey, you got any idea where I can find a ride outta this dungheap little colony? ...No offense if ya live here or anythin'.

[doctorquincy]

There isn't one, I'm very, very sorry to say.

[jayneofcommand]

You tellin' me that there's a whole little settlement'a people here, and not one of 'em's got a gorram boat?

[bzzzkill]

*oh hell*

Why are you back?

[jayneofcommand]

Huh? "Back?"

[bzzzkill]

Ah. You're one of those.

[jayneofcommand]

One of those what?

[kafukaesque]

Jayne~~~ the man they call Jayne~~~

[jayneofcommand]

...Now how the hell do you know that song.

[kafukaesque]

*grabs Jayne's hands*

Pleased to meet you!

[jayneofcommand]

*makes a half-hearted attempt to turn it into an awkward handshake*

This day just keeps on gettin' more an' more creepifyin'.

[sidequestqueen]

Is that a trick question?

[jayneofcommand]

I ain't laughin'. My ride just up an' disappeared, an' all my stuff's on there!

[sidequestqueen]

Perhaps they lost you?

[jayneofcommand]

Lost me? Hell, they wouldn't even know what t'do without me.

[norandombattle]

A what?

[jayneofcommand]

Spaceship. You know, flies from one planet to 'nother. A gorram spaceship.

[norandombattle]

...Uh...

Wait, I think I've heard of this somewhere before.

[jayneofcommand]

Yeah, yeah, real hilarious. You seen one 'round these parts or not?