[ITP: emasculating alien technology]

[dontshakemyhand]

*It's a normal day of counselor arrivals. The sun is shining, the lake is stinking, and there's a new facility in the woods on the east side of the lake. For those who are pinged by this sort of thing, you may pick up on the fact that the entire building is alive, although not sentient. There are zombies carrying beds in through the entrance, and a

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[donationsorgtfo]

[Sure, why not.]

[dontshakemyhand]

*More kids :|*

[donationsorgtfo]

[totally flying around, checking out your digs]

[dontshakemyhand]

*PLEASE DON'T LET IT TAKE UP RESIDENCE D:*

[donationsorgtfo]

[Oh come now what are the chanc-- TOTALLY FLIES RIGHT THROUGH THE FRONT ENTRANCE]

[dontshakemyhand]

*FUCK, WHAT. Chasing after*

[donationsorgtfo]

Saa, saa~ What kind of treasure will I find here~?

[dontshakemyhand]

*Growling*

CHILD!

[donationsorgtfo]

Hm? Who are you?

[dontshakemyhand]

The wraith whose lab you're intruding upon.

[donationsorgtfo]

Hmm... Is that so.

[dontshakemyhand]

*Stalking over towards*

Indeed. So, how are we to remedy the situation, hm?

[donationsorgtfo]

Well, looking at it, it does look kinda boring.

[dontshakemyhand]

Then you should leave.

[donationsorgtfo]

Where did this place come from anyway? I'm pretty sure it wasn't here before.

[dontshakemyhand]

It was erected today.