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[bringingdasushi]

[ Meanwhile, there's a little island nation with one impressive Nintendo DS or wtfever is popular with you kids these days, kicking ass at Mario and taking names. Do you: a.) watch and cheer on; b.) bother the shit out of him; c.) play along; d.) all of the above; or e.) none of the above?

CHOOSE WISELY. You will be graded. ]

Comments

[outofthenet]

Whoa, you're really good!

[bringingdasushi]

Ah, thank you...

[ brb gotta smash some goombas ]

[outofthenet]

Really, really good! You could be in a tournament or something.

[bringingdasushi]

That would be an unfair advantage....

[outofthenet]

Huh, I guess you're right. I've never met anyone who's close to being as good as you.

[bringingdasushi]

It would not be fair to my people...

[outofthenet]

Yeah, it really wouldn't . . . your people?

[bringingdasushi]

... Yes, my people.

[outofthenet]

A-ah, um. Oh no are you one of those famous old emperors I should know about but don't because I fail at history -- but no, why would an emperor be playing video games I mean, like . . . who are you, exactly?

[bringingdasushi]

My apologies... I did not introduce myself, I'm sorry. I am Japan-- it is nice to meet you.

[outofthenet]

. . .

I'm Toki; it's nice to meet you too. But I'm kinda confused.

[bringingdasushi]

.... May I ask why you are confused?

[outofthenet]

Well, no offense, but. How do I put this. You don't really look like Japan . . .

[bringingdasushi]

I... do not understand...

[outofthenet]

. . . Huh, maybe it's a different-worlds thing? In my world, Japan's a country. An island. Made out of, uh, land. But in yours it's just a name, I guess?

[bringingdasushi]

... It is more than a name.

[ do I need to soul-ping you? ]