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[bringingdasushi]

[ Meanwhile, there's a little island nation with one impressive Nintendo DS or wtfever is popular with you kids these days, kicking ass at Mario and taking names. Do you: a.) watch and cheer on; b.) bother the shit out of him; c.) play along; d.) all of the above; or e.) none of the above?

CHOOSE WISELY. You will be graded. ]

Comments

[youll_sea]

WATCH OUT FOR THE PIRANHA PLANT!

[bringingdasushi]

[ that fat little Italian plumber can jump deceptively high. ]

[youll_sea]

Get the coins!!

[bringingdasushi]

[ oh, we got dis ]

I believe I got them all....

[youll_sea]

Yeahhh, go go go!

[bringingdasushi]

... Would you like to try, Sealand-kun?

[youll_sea]

Yeah!!

[bringingdasushi]

[ take the wheel, son-- let's see you go ]

[youll_sea]

[I am the most reckless gamer ever]

[bringingdasushi]

[ you are not allowed to handle the Gyakuten Saiban, okay. Or the Samurai Warriors. ]

Ah, a good jump...

[youll_sea]

--Ah, I fell in a pit!!

[bringingdasushi]

... At the least, Mario-san sounds cute when he says that.

[youll_sea]

I guess it's okay then...

[TRYING AGAIN]

[bringingdasushi]

[ go little midget nation go ]

[youll_sea]

Ahhh, why is this part so hard??

[bringingdasushi]

... You should wait until you jump and aim higher.