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[noahingly]

[There is a large, portly gentleman demon gentleman on the porch of the Arts and Crafts Hut. Don't mind his looks, he's harmless. Honest. 8) Look, he's even knitting a scarf. It has cute pompoms on the end! But, more importantly than that. He is talking! Quite possibly to you

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[second_daddy]

Fluffy clouds, golden gates, a blue sky, a golden sun, a warm breeze ruffling these golden locks with craftsmanlike perfection... and there's someone running over the horizon towards me! It's my beautiful child, dressed all in flowing white! That blush, that laugh... it's really perfect, Haruhi! Completely perfect, hahahahahaha! This really is heaven! Come to daddy, Haruhi~!

[noahingly]

. . .

Have you lost a child?

[second_daddy]

-- lost? That's right! Without daddy, surely Haruhi will be lost! Quickly, phone the missing children department! Connect the line out of camp; I'll cover the international fees!

[noahingly]

[. . . what.]

You envision a living child in the afterlife?

[second_daddy]

... yes?

[noahingly]

How terrible. I suppose it's unsurprising. ♥

[second_daddy]

... is it?

[noahingly]

Most would agree.

[second_daddy]

Is this selfishness? Is this overprotectiveness? Are these feelings a father should be having for his child -- ?

[noahingly]

I'm not the man to see for your worries about such things. ♥

[second_daddy]

You're not?

[noahingly]

I just said that I wasn't, did I not?

[second_daddy]

Then who can I turn to?

[noahingly]

There are other counselors dedicated to such matters, boy. ♥

[second_daddy]

Who would be best?

[noahingly]

I can't be bothered with such trivial bits of information. Ask one of your fellow campers.