[ITP: there is a fop stuck on your mess hall roof. What do you do?]

[runedmylife]

A ladder! A ladder! My kingdom for a ladder!

((edit: Taking a break! Poke me to pick up threads. ♥))

Comments

[serpentinfire]

[Is up there, too! Stares at.]

[[skjh man I totally read that as fuck stop XD]]

[runedmylife]

I don't suppose you'd like to volunteer being a step-stool.

[serpentinfire]

No.

[runedmylife]

Well. If you're not going to make yourself useful, then run along. Shoo. You're... monopolising my air.

[beastriality]

*LANDING*

WHO HAS TIME FOR LADDERS

[runedmylife]

Anyone with a sense of decen--

[runedmylife]

[screech!]

[beastriality]

Ahhh! That hurts!

[the_sun_shuns]

[inside the mess hall]

Why does that voice sound kind of familiar . . .?

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[runedmylife]

My outrageously fabulous senses are exuding a pleasant feeling...!

[the_sun_shuns]

[going outside to investigate!]

[the_sun_shuns]

[AND TURNING RIGHT AROUND TO RUN BACK INSIDE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[hasibutzi]

Why did you go up there?

[runedmylife]

Why? Why? How ridiculous of you to ask such an innocent question, young maiden! I, Euram Barows, was placed up here out of spite!

Do not fear, Director, for even though my skin is much smoother than yours I am sure I will be able to forgive you...!

[hasibutzi]

Ohh. Did you make her mad?

[runedmylife]

Hmph! It is I who should be mad!

She is the one who has caused me great anguish..!

[raburaburabu]

*someone in full emo goth attire is judging you*

[runedmylife]

Yes, fine maiden? Would you like to be my good looking step-stool?

[raburaburabu]

Step-stool? Hey, what does this mean?

[runedmylife]

Feh. It seems you're not even intelligent enough for that.

[inspecting his nails. from the roof.]