untimely mess hall peril!

[whoexactlyiam]

[It's not Tuesday, but somehow, the food in the mess hall has an aura of danger around it--if you're good at noticing those things, anyway. If you're not, it's just more colorful than usual. Do you

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[got_axed]

[this is a FABULOUS day to be on dish duty, isn't it?]

... the hell is that?

[whoexactlyiam]

It doesn't matter what it was. I'm sure it would have been happy to know that now it is delicious.

[got_axed]

[... leans in a bit, inspecting it]

Might hafta disagree with that last bit.

[whoexactlyiam]

[peels off a disturbingly tender and flaky sucker, dips it in a bubbling green sauce, has a bite]

It's delicious!

[dotdotdotdammit]

[blinks. blinks a lot.]

... Nia?

[whoexactlyiam]

...yes! Someone I don't know?

[dotdotdotdammit]

[cautiously]

Y'don't remember me?

[whoexactlyiam]

You have my apologies, Sir Tall And Frowningly.

[warpspace]

Welcoming meal?

[whoexactlyiam]

I am newly arrived in this camp. I would like to earn myself a welcome.

[warpspace]

Oh, I see! But you don't have to earn a welcome!

[whoexactlyiam]

I don't have to. But I choose to.

[whothehelldoi]

[Give me a minute, you're vaguely familiar]

...taller...

[whoexactlyiam]

Kittan!

I will tell you the story of the wedding when dinner is over!

[whothehelldoi]

A-ah! Yeah!

...Nn, yer like Kinon, then, heh? Taller, older, future-y-er?

[whoexactlyiam]

[looks up from her vat of horrors wonders, lifts a hand. Lifts it up again to the level of Kittan's head, then higher, then back again.]

Ummm...

There's less of you. Are you saying you've had less time to be you than I remember?

[whodoesthegovt]

...Nia-san?!

((I am supposedly doing homework at this moment in time. please hold.))

[whoexactlyiam]

Um...Kinon!

[whodoesthegovt]

[...she doesn't look evil...]

...When did you get here?

[whoexactlyiam]

I arrived today. I've been very busy preparing tonight's dinner since then.