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[The McVaria's is all decked out in bright, obnoxious colours, streamers and banners and confetti and balloons everywhere. The karaoke machine is playing eighties music, and in the middle of all this brouhaha is Squalo, sitting grumpily at a table with a party hat on his head. There's a large cake with the writing "HAPPY FUCKING 24TH" as well as

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[manjuueatsyou]

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GET OFFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Squalo~! ♥

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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. . .

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THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AAAAAAAAAAT?!

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[well right now it's your festive party hat]

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Come get it if you want ooooooooooone!

[tasteslikeash]

SHUT UP!!

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[THROWS A PLASTIC KNIFE AT YOUR HEAD]

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[THAT -- SORT OF STINGS!]

--Oi!! Watch it, asshole!

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Come over here and say thaaaaaaaaat.

[whythebirdsings]

[. . . just covers her ears, used to the noise]

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[THE KARAOKE MACHINE IS RICKROLLING YOU]

[whythebirdsings]

. . . [TRYING TO UNPLU-- why is Jason back here!?!]

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[It is, in fact, already unplugged, and for your efforts, the plug hisses at you]

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Pipe down, idiot.

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GO FUCK YOURSEEEEEEELF

[step3profit]

Are you 24 or 14?

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Read the fuckin' cake if you want to know so bad!