ITP: Lions, Tigers, and Hands oh my!

[flame_oooooon]

[So you're strolling along, as you do, when suddenly a giant hand appears out of nowhere! There seem to be quite a few of them if you look around

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[punchthewhat]

Giant hand. Zebra. Okay, sure, why not. Does anybody know what the, uh, thumb wiggling means?

[flame_oooooon]

It means it'll aim for your head if you throw fire at it.

[I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE :|b]

[punchthewhat]

Wow. That is super helpful and relevant information. Thanks, Hotstreak.

[flame_oooooon]

Hey, I'm just sharin what I know. I don't speak zebrahand.

[punchthewhat]

[apparently it means "I would like to nibble on your jacket"]

... Eh. Could be worse.

[flame_oooooon]

[...throwing fire at it]

[punchthewhat]

I'm only right here, pendejo!

[flame_oooooon]

I know how to aim! What, you want it to eat your threads?

[NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. It swatted me >|]

[punchthewhat]

It doesn't even have teeth.

[Haha, Zebrahand likes me more]

[flame_oooooon]

This is camp! You don't know that!

[...you know that isn't much of an accomplishment right?]

[punchthewhat]

It was just trying to chew on my clothes. So, yeah, I do know that.

[Maybe I can train it to hit you on command.]

[flame_oooooon]

Fine, whatever. You end up with no arm, an... an yeah that's pretty much it.

[OW. It smacked me. :|]

TRY THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE GONNA BE BLACK, WHITE, AND ON FIRE!

[punchthewhat]

[Zebrahand is hiding behind me and clearly mocking you. As best a Zebrahand can.]

Whoa, no, don't you put me in the middle of this!

[thecarisboring]

Knowing Camp, I don't think I wanna find out first hand. Pun intended.

[punchthewhat]

[Zebrahand is trying to eat my clothes, but alas. It has no teeth or real digestive system.]

That was horrible.

[thecarisboring]

[So, a giant hand is basically trying to strip you. Got it.]

It could be worse. I could tell it to take a hands-off approach.

...yep, it's official, I've been stuck here too long.