ITP: Lions, Tigers, and Hands oh my!

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[So you're strolling along, as you do, when suddenly a giant hand appears out of nowhere! There seem to be quite a few of them if you look around

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[warpspace]

[it's poking meeeee]

Ack!! Stop, stop!

[getoffmylap]

Hey, hey! [...a gun is a totally reasonable response to this okay.]

...Wait does it even have ears?

[warpspace]

[covering her head]

I don't know!!! What is it?!

[getoffmylap]

I said back off!

[...Did the hand just honk at me?]

[warpspace]

[yes it did. backing away from it]

That sounded like a bird noise!

[getoffmylap]

How could it even--!!!

[god that thing is fast]

Put me down!

[warpspace]

[RESCUE ATTEMPT]

Let him go!!!! Bad bird thing! Bad!

[getoffmylap]

[I am smacking at it. Why did I have to drop my gun. :(]

Don't get close to it!

[warpspace]

[ignoring you and smacking at it too]

No! It can't fight the two of us at once!

[getoffmylap]

I have this under control!

[Ha. ha. ha.]

[warpspace]

It's okay to admit you need help, Carlton!

[getoffmylap]

It's completely fine to! I just don't need--

[it has tossed me into the air and is moving under so that I can hand on it's head]

HEEEEEEELP!

[warpspace]

[LEAPING INTO THE AIR to try and catch you]

[getoffmylap]

[Well I landed on it's head! ...and it's moving around. I feel like a swan rodeo rider]

[warpspace]

[...if this wasn't a serious situation this would be really really funny]

[getoffmylap]

[It's looking more hilarious by the second, let me tell you]