ITP: Hollywood Presents... You: The Movie

[outoutdamnblot]

*a man is sitting on the roof of a cabin -- maybe your cabin -- writing in what appears to be some sort of journal or diary. the sun is shining on his ever-shifting mask in a rather visually interesting way

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[ass_guardian]

[and here's a superhero sitting around reading superhero comics]

[...perhaps this is why there will never be a Young Avengers movie]

[outoutdamnblot]

*more voice-over*

And the children are either encouraged toward delinquency or sit around all day, doing nothing but reading trash comic books and garbage from miniature computers.

[ass_guardian]

. . . Hey, wait a minute.

Batman isn't trash, it's a classic.

[outoutdamnblot]

"Batman"?

[ass_guardian]

Yeah, Batman. After his rich parents died he dedicated his life to defeating the criminals of Gotham City, using all kinds of bat-themed gadgets.

[outoutdamnblot]

Fictional or real?

[ass_guardian]

Fictional where I'm from, but his sidekick's been here.

[outoutdamnblot]

Know any masked crimefighter whose name starts with "Q"?

[ass_guardian]

Fictional, or real?

[outoutdamnblot]

Either.

[ass_guardian]

Well, for fiction, there's Question. But as far as real goes, my uncle is Quicksilver.