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[me_fuckyeah]

Did you know Daylight Savings Time was created by one of the greatest men EVER, Benjamin Franklin?

Yeah!

I hope you remembered to set your clocks an hour ahead!

(... what I had to. HAD TO. And I will be back after I shower! MINGLE APPROPRIATELY. SLOW, but also taking a break for now!)

Comments

[mastrofdelusion]

What a stupid idea.

[me_fuckyeah]

It's an awesome idea!

[mastrofdelusion]

The gorillas woke me up an hour early with their nonsense.

[me_fuckyeah]

That's because they're clocks were reset, duh!

[second_daddy]

For the sake of extra hours of daylight, my clock is reset!

[me_fuckyeah]

EXACTLY! More time in the SUN!

Wait, who're you?

[second_daddy]

My name is Tamaki Suoh.

[me_fuckyeah]

Are you one of the new campers?

I'm Alfred!

[anenduringoath]

I don't get it--what's the point?

[me_fuckyeah]

To give everyone extra sunlight! You spring forward in the spring because the days are getting longer, so it gives you an extra hour of sunlight in the evening, and fall back in the fall 'cause the days are getting shorter!

[second_daddy]

[... stalking you in an obvious way from behind a nearby bush]

[anenduringoath]

[who are you, person in the bush]

[myboyfriendisa]

What an outdated concept.

[me_fuckyeah]

Is not!

[myboyfriendisa]

I've never had to go through it.

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, it'd be kind of dumb to be an hour behind everyone else, now!

Is this your first time?

[alwaysuserubber]

...?

[me_fuckyeah]

Did you set you clocks an hour ahead, Luffy?

[alwaysuserubber]

[checks his wrists]

...Ah, I don't have any!

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh yeah! You're a pirate, right?

You live by the sun and stars and whatever other stuff pirates live by! You don't use clocks, do you?