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[legally_blond]

[THERE IS A PLACE. It is a fair distance from the Lawyertarium, but not far enough to be in the woods. It's near the lake, but not close enough to be within tentacle rape range. It's sort of secluded by trees and bushes... as secluded as anything can get in camp (which generally is not very). In this place, there is a small table set up with a

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[wrightpanties]

[APPARENTLY I'M ENABLING BAD BEHAVIOR. IN THE BUSHES]

Ssssshh!

[lawfulreception]

What are you shushing me for?!

[wrightpanties]

It's shushing in advance.

[lawfulreception]

But doesn't that mean you're making unnecessary noise in advance?

[wrightpanties]

Details, Polly.

...ssssshhh.

[lawfulreception]

Fine, fine. Is that a gorilla? A non-lethal gorilla?

[wrightpanties]

A gorilla waiter, it looks like.

[lawfulreception]

. . .gorillas can't wait on tables.

[wrightpanties]

He doesn't seem to think so. That's positive thinking for you!

[lawfulreception]

More like ridiculous. Furry waiters aside, it looks like a nice setup.

[wrightpanties]

Hey Polly, why don't you ever take me to nice dinners like this?

[lawfulreception]

Because it's cheaper to cook at home. Though if you want to go sit out in the middle of the woods with some candles surrounded by strange wildlife, be my guest.

[wrightpanties]

You're no fun at all!

[lawfulreception]

Dinner doesn't have to be fun! How long are we going to watch them? They're just talking.

[wrightpanties]

Something'll happen. Just keep watching.

[lawfulreception]

(I'm going to end up dozing off in a box.)

Like what? The gorilla will spill the wine?