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[legally_blond]

[THERE IS A PLACE. It is a fair distance from the Lawyertarium, but not far enough to be in the woods. It's near the lake, but not close enough to be within tentacle rape range. It's sort of secluded by trees and bushes... as secluded as anything can get in camp (which generally is not very). In this place, there is a small table set up with a

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[legally_blond]

It wasn't hard. He had a legal dispute that needed settling.

[legally_blond]

Ja, it was. They couldn't decide who got to keep the squirrels.

[legally_blond]

Seriously. But it's settled now, and this is how he's paying me for my services.

[WAVES HIM OVER and gets him to pour the wine]

[legally_blond]

Ha ha, I don't do things by halves! This about the best I can manage with the resources on hand.

[legally_blond]

I'm glad. Sorry it took so long to organise.

[legally_blond]

[waves a hand dismissively]

The Mess Hall? With our luck, someone would get thrown across the table while we were eating. Nein, it had to be somewhere more private.

[legally_blond]

That's harsh. Why wouldn't I have?

[legally_blond]

I aim to please.

...the steak's pretty good!