ITP: Baking pies!

[cant_touch_this]

[At this very moment in the kitchen of the Mess Hall in Camp Eff You Die, Lonely Tourist Charlotte Charles was attempting a fruitful endeavor. While the Pie-Maker was away she had decided to try her hand at teaching the delicate art of baking pies to two individuals of particular interest to her: one was a young boy, who, had spent a long time here

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[egerly]

[was just going in to get something from the kitchen]

Goodness-- ah, hi, Chuck!

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[im_impulse]

*waves, he looks like he rolled in flour*

Hi there! Did you wanna help with the crust?

[egerly]

[blinks]

Well, I just came in to fetch some paprika, but of course, if you need help . . .

[im_impulse]

We might be making alphabet pies! Since we've got A-B-C names to help.

Can you make a paprika pie?

[egerly]

That's at least three pies, then. I suppose you may need the help.

I've . . . made pies seasoned with paprika before. They didn't really catch on, though.

[im_impulse]

If you want! Chuck's made a lot, and I can learn fast, aaaannnd Azula really likes fire? But anyone who wants to can make some.

Really why? Did they make people sneeze? When I made pizza with pepperoni, pepper and tamales they didn't catch on either 'cause people kept running to bathrooms instead of finishing.

[egerly]

Well, that's so sweet of all of you, and I'd love to make a few.

You know, I don't know. I didn't think they were so bad at all! But I can accept that most people don't like paprika as much as I do . . . Oh dear. I think that's a few too many powerful ingredients in one dish.

[im_impulse]

You can definitely help! And even make a paprika pie if you want. I'll trade you slices with my blueberry.

But I didn't even put Ollie's five alarm chili on it. I was bein' careful.

[cant_touch_this]

Elizabeta! Don't mind us, we're just collaborating on Bart's first pie!

[egerly]

Oh, that's nice! Are you babysitting?

[cant_touch_this]

Not exactly, though I'm not entirely surprised that you'd get that impression! I just thought baking pies would be a fun activity, that's all! Care to join us? We've got plenty of ingredients for everyone!

[egerly]

Well, I'm in no hurry, so why not!

[cant_touch_this]

Oh good, the more the merrier! Do you have any experience in making pies?

[egerly]

I do! Many years of experience, although I've gotten just a little rusty recently.

[cant_touch_this]

Then I think it's high-time we broke out the citric acid and de-rusted your pie-baking skills! What filling do you want to go with? I think we've got just about anything you could ever want to go in your pie at our disposal!

[egerly]

Definitely; now is the perfect time for that! Hm, I believe I'll start with a simple cherry filling.