Mar 01, 2009 11:13
[Being a zombie at Camp Fuck You Die really isn't all it's cracked up to be. In addition to the usual walking dead concerns -- dessication, gangrene, the heartbreak of facial maggots -- there are a lot of other, more unique hazards as well! The marauding gorillas... the tentacle monster with no sense of personal space... bored adventurers using you as fodder for level-grinding...
...1970s cops armed with handcuffs and a burning desire to know exactly whom they can blame for the fact that they're going to be late for their detective examinations]
Don't give me any more of this 'uunnngh' crap! Tell me who's in charge here! I said talk!
((Gant is deaged, the tune of about 42 years! Also, I was horribly enabled on the icons. That is all.))