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[iknow_skyfu]

[There is a girl with a table set up outside with various geodes set up around. She's studying them excitedly and intently, probably muttering to herself]

Okay, so I know these aren't like real crystals but maybe if I try to comb-AHHHHHHH! OUCH! HEY! STOP THAT!

[...The geodes bite. And it hurts. So she's probably just thrown one toward your head

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[clericchronicle]

AAHHHH!

[iknow_skyfu]

Ahh! Are you okay?!

[clericchronicle]

...

. . .

. . . Yes.

[iknow_skyfu]

I'm really, really sorry. It just flew out of my hand!

[clericchronicle]

A rock leaving your hand at high speed - most people call that throwing.

[iknow_skyfu]

Well, okay, maybe, but really I was just holding it and it bit me so it was more like a reflex and less like an intention throwing.

[clericchronicle]

Right... wait it bit you?

[rock, in fact, next to me. Dare I poke?]

[iknow_skyfu]

[Holding up her hand, it has some cuts on it]

Yeah, it really got me.

[Yes. Yes you dare]

[clericchronicle]

[busy looking at the rock here, and reaching out - ]

OW

AHH GET IT OFF

[iknow_skyfu]

[Rushing over to help get it off]

I told you!

[clericchronicle]

I was just checking!!

[rock has a solid grip on my left hand 8|]

[iknow_skyfu]

[Giving you this look, like OH BOYS]

[clericchronicle]

T-take the bottom jaw and I'll grab the top part and we pull ow ow let go!

[iknow_skyfu]

[Does so and tries to pry it off]

So, your automatic response to someone telling you something hurts is to try it yourself?

How typical.

[clericchronicle]

Stupid... rock...!

[Geode comes off, leaving some shallow cuts and bite marks. :/]

Curiosity? But I wasn't expecting that!

[iknow_skyfu]

I just told you it would happen! Of course it was going to happen!