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[superbillain]

[ITP: THERE IS THIS DUDE HOLDING A GUN TO THE HEAD ANOTHER SOFT, SQUISHY, HUMAN DUDE

granted, the first dude is human too, but that's not the point! oh, god! the unspeakable horror. what sort of tyrant would do such a thing? looks like someone's gone mad with power at your local Camp Fuck You Die

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[notsoevilrly]

[gasp!]

[superbillain]

[WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM]

--hey. Get back!

[notsoevilrly]

But-But...there's a gun pointed at your head!

[superbillain]

It's fine. Just be careful. Don't talk to him.

[notsoevilrly]

[er, too late for that]

Um...what if I did?

[superbillain]

Then--

He won't hurt anyone else. But I don't think you can talk him down. Just...

[notsoevilrly]

But what about you? You might get hurt...or worse!

[superbillain]

He's not gonna shoot. I know him.

[notsoevilrly]

Really? Then why is he doing this?

[superbillain]

There were men here he was hoping to intimidate. They're gone now--he must've...taken us somewhere else. Somehow.

[notsoevilrly]

Uh....who the what now?

[superbillain]

...

We're not where we were five minutes ago, is what I mean. He'll drop the act when he figures that out.

[notsoevilrly]

Oh, um, well then...You're sure, right?

[superbillain]

Completely.

I'm...sorry to worry you. We'll be out of here in moments.

[notsoevilrly]

Oh no, it's okay! As long as you're alright..

[superbillain]

Thanks for your concern.