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[polemyname]

[Today, you might have noticed some smoke coming from the Polish-Hungarian Embassy Lawyertarium.  If you choose to investigate, there is one (1) country that has taken it into his own hands to burn those important documents you probably needed to have finished till next week. Of course, one could also question how smart it was to start a fire on a

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[bawwwtic]

W-what?! Stop that!

[polemyname]

Perfect! You'll totally help too, okay?

[Have a bunch of papers handed to you.]

[bawwwtic]

[takes the papers, but only so they're away from you and FIRE]

N-no, I won't... it can't be b-burnt!

[polemyname]

C'mon Latvia, you totally don't wanna work for Russia, right?

[bawwwtic]

No, I do-- that is i-irrelvant! I-if this gets burned I'll h-have to fill it out again...and more f-forms to explain why...!

[polemyname]

No, like, if it's burned you totally can't do it again, cuz there's nothing to be done!

[bawwwtic]

...n-no. I could do it a-again after printing new f-forms.

[polemyname]

Oh my god, then don't print them Latvia! How hard can it be!

[bawwwtic]

U-um...he m-might print them!

[polemyname]

We'll use the paper shredder next time!

[bawwwtic]

Wh- we have a s-shredder?

[polemyname]

If we don't, we'll just, like, make it!

[bawwwtic]

..."we"?

[polemyname]

You're helping!

[bawwwtic]

I w-would rather not...why build what y-you can buy?

[polemyname]

Hey, it's totes bad just relying on imports!