[ITP: chain letter hugs]

[mmmdots]

[Werever you are, you may suddenly find yourself compelled to hug someone or be hugged by someone. This will persist for all within this post until someone hugs Chuck Norris

Comments

[iyaaalilbro]

No.

[n_ittowinit]

It's not like anyone can force you.

[iyaaalilbro]

[already trying to leave and not getting far]

But anything? And you don't know what you're dealing with, Near.

[n_ittowinit]

No? What am I dealing with, then?

[iyaaalilbro]

Insanity - A kind separate from the likes of camp.

[n_ittowinit]

[fantastic. more insanity]

I see. That's unfortunate, but manageable, as long as it doesn't grow violent.

[scooting closer to you slowly]

[iyaaalilbro]

[staying put but tensing at it]

As long as it doesn't. . .

[n_ittowinit]

... yes?

[in your personal space now, but he's holding a robot already, and he doesn't really want to drop it]

[iyaaalilbro]

[REALLY WISHES HE COULD MOVE]

But I can't make any promises if you touch me.

[n_ittowinit]

I have no desire to touch you.

[he's holding the robot so tight he could almost break it... or at least bruise himself]

[iyaaalilbro]

I can tell.

[n_ittowinit]

I should warn you, I am feeling a compulsion to... hold... something.

[obviously VERY uncomfortable about this]

[iyaaalilbro]

[AS AM I AS AM I]

. . . I know.

[n_ittowinit]

You feel it too?

[FIGHTING IT OFF AS BEST HE CAN]

[iyaaalilbro]

Twice over.

[n_ittowinit]

How do we counteract it?