THIS IS A TOP SECRET MEETING!!!

[latrine_orderly]

HEAR YE HEAR YE! I call forth the weekly meeting of the Establishment of Very Important People Who Don't Get Out Enough Commission! President Lord Il Palazzo, President Lord Il Palazzo's Right Hand Gal Excel, and Overlord Chairman Mao, all present and accounted for! Has anybody thought of any ways to increase our social presence besides getting rid

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[ilpacock]

First, let us address what went wrong with plan 874.

[latrine_orderly]

Er... was 874 the one where we put itching powder in his shoes, or that time we printed out those fake Dragon Cuisine coupons?

[no_dad_no]

Those were 870 and 871. 874 was the time we replaced all his snack food with packing peanuts.

[ilpacock]

I was under the impression that 874 involved seducing him and cutting off his hair.

[a_heros_oaf]

*DRESSED AS A WAITER and has a tray of fantastic appetizers!*

How did this happen...

[no_dad_no]

No kitten nuggets? I've been craving those all day...

[a_heros_oaf]

I don't make the menu.

[no_dad_no]

[grabs a big ol' handful of appetizers anyway]

Well, never mind that. I have a task for you.

[deathlivery]

My, that sounds terribly important.

[latrine_orderly]

Not only terribly important, but importantly terrible! This is our very life and livelihood on the line! But in other news, who the hell are you?

[deathlivery]

I'm known as Akabane. Would you be Excel-san, if I'm not mistaken?

[latrine_orderly]

You are not mistaken, and I like your hat!

[agirl_apart]

7 comments per day! Not even a nicely divisible number like 6 or 8 or 10, but 7!!

[latrine_orderly]

I used to be a primary. A primary!

[agirl_apart]

Ah, Akagi-san and I have both fallen to the wayside in favor of more sociable characters as well.

[heartofthetiles]

[...]

[t_n_assistant]

Wow, uh, you guys sound really busy and everything I'm really sorry I didn't mean to interrupt!

[latrine_orderly]

Umi! What are you doing here?

[t_n_assistant]

I'm! Not sure!

[ilpacock]

Hm? Who is this?