[Mess Hall mingling post, chan-enabled]

[vegan_megan]

[there's an elf wearing an apron and a hairnet staring at the pinboard of the Mess Hall where, beyond other notes, this list is tacked on]

Comments

[nomencature]

... blended kittens ...

[well, now I'm nauseated.]

[nospringflower]

Ignore it.

[nomencature]

... yeah. Are there actually people here who eat kittens?

[nospringflower]

Doubtful.

[thispersnickety]

Oh, how convenient. I have been looking for a place where I could get a Diabetes platter with a side salad of kitten.

[vegan_megan]

Obviously this is just the place for it.

[thispersnickety]

And someone wants to eat Wingdings.

[vegan_megan]

We had an A.I. in here once. Maybe I should serve USB sticks as side dish.

[foreverandeva]

T-That's not very nice! I don't think kittens taste that good anyhow...

[vegan_megan]

It's not.

I don't eat animals, so I can't tell. I really hope nobody can tell.

[foreverandeva]

It's not true, is it?

[vegan_megan]

I really hope it's not. And even if, they're not going to get what they "need" here. At least not from my pots.

[haxmax]

Human blood?

[vegan_megan]

Maybe I'm just too long in here but I thought that one was the least disturbing of them all.

[haxmax]

Oh no, I simply think human flesh is much tastier!

[vegan_megan]

Ah. Tuesday customer?

[icanhasseeing]

Anyone who tries 'kitten' gets dropped in a black hole.

[vegan_megan]

Aw no. That is far too quick and painless, Arhu.

[icanhasseeing]

I never said they'd die.

[vegan_megan]

Ah. Eternal flailing in endless darkness.