PSA

[ratinthehat]

[somewhat east off of the fabled Center of Camp, not far from in front of the Mess Hall, there is a table. Sitting at said table is a very bored blonde girl and a rat. Floating over the rat's head is a sparkly neon sign with an arrow:]

YES, I'M A TALKING RAT, AND A CAMPER, AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A RAT. AND I'M A COOK. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS?

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Comments

[ratinthehat]

WHAT? Of course I'm not responsible! I'm trying to fix it! What makes you think I'd create something that awful?

[thecarisboring]

Oh, I don't know... 'cause you're a rat?

[ratinthehat]

Of course. "Oh, it's a rat, he must like garbage!" For your information, even ordinary rats prefer real food over garbage when they can get it! It's that kind of attitude that made it so difficult for me to get started in the first place.

[thecarisboring]

Geez, take it easy, will you? Makes as much sense as anything else here.

Of course, of all the talking animals, I get stuck with the activist rat.

[follow_3_steps]

Can you make me some cookies?

[ratinthehat]

Sure! What kind of cookies?

[trots to the edge of the table and is promptly bounced back from some kind of invisible barrier]

...well, I will when camp lets me OFF THIS TABLE.

[follow_3_steps]

Peanutbutter cookies.

*waves hand through where the 'barrier' is*

That's so weird...

[ratinthehat]

Peanut butter? Hmm. I might actually be able to use honey for that.

It's Camp. Kind of wish it had trapped me in a kitchen so I could actually demonstrate for the skeptics.

[last word accompanied with an eye-roll in Ro's direction]

[myarrrrm]

That seems about the whole o' it, don't it!

[ratinthehat]

You'd think so, but I doubt this is the last time I'll get those questions thrown at me.

[myarrrrm]

'fraid I know the feelin'.

[ratinthehat]

Heh. Well, at least you don't have to worry about somebody stepping on you. How've you been?

[2nd_slinger]

...

What's for lunch?

((Placeholderish!))

[thecarisboring]

Nothing while we're stuck here. Camp isn't even letting the activist "chef" off the table.

[2nd_slinger]

... That's not cool at all.

[thecarisboring]

No kidding. I'm kind of curious to see him try, now.

[iknow_skyfu]

Well... It's certainly not subtle.

[thecarisboring]

I don't think "subtle" is in Camp's vocabulary.

[iknow_skyfu]

Not precisely, no.

[thecarisboring]

Neither is "sense," because I have no idea why I'm stuck here too.