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[get_sometail]

[Coming from the general vicinity of the Kingdom Hearts Hut, you may hear the blaring of the chiptune rendition of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" followed shortly by inevitable cursing.]

Nooo! Vivi, you can't die of typhoid!!!!!!

[Zidane is playing Oregon Trail and you can too ~/o/]

Comments

[anoathforgotten]

Have you tried giving him a potion?

[get_sometail]

There are no potions. I tried hunting for food, but those rabbits are fast.

[anoathforgotten]

[looking over your shoulder] Oh? Maybe you restart.

[get_sometail]

Well, maybe he'll pull through.

[withamachinegun]

(What the...)

[get_sometail]

[from inside]

--!! Not the oxen, too!

[withamachinegun]

*clearly, this bears investigating!*

[get_sometail]

Oh hey Laguna.

[ovoretherainbow]

[in Cielo's copy of Oregon Trail, there is a grave for every single person he killed in the Junkyard.] Mon, are all dese graves s'posed to be here?

[get_sometail]

Uh, I just had the one about cheese.

[ovoretherainbow]

Cheese? I'm gettin' one every time I move! [demonstrates. Gets "Random NPC 6542165"]

[get_sometail]

Whoa. Maybe you got a harsher trail or something.

[commander_bitch]

--Typhoid?!

[get_sometail]

...What is typhoid, anyway?

[commander_bitch]

It's an ... illness that's usually not too fatal, but--

[looking around, SEES NO DYING PEOPLE :|] What's going on here?

[get_sometail]

I'm playing a game.

[not_braindead]

What do you mean the river was too deep to ford? It was like 3 feet deep!

[get_sometail]

I know! What are they, midget oxen?!

[not_braindead]

Now it's saying Misaki broke her arm! I wouldn't let that happen, this game doesn't know anything!

[get_sometail]

And if I can shoot animals, why can't I shoot thieves?