itp: a cranky man being forced to do his job

[goddamnbadman]

[on one side of the mess hall, there is a very grumpy counselor sitting in a large chair. A couple of smaller, currently empty chairs are facing him. there is also a large sign hanging behind him:

WERE YOU ABUSED AS A CHILD? DID YOU ABUSE YOUR OWN CHILD? COME TALK TO VEGETA ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.I don't see the point of wasting my time with this

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[grown_a_bulge]

[grabbing a chair and sitting in front of him :D HE HAS POPCORN]

Well then!

[goddamnbadman]

This isn't a show, unless you want to make one of yourself by being sent through another wall.

[grown_a_bulge]

Wouldn't dream of it it, mate! I feel like tellin' you about my old man.

[goddamnbadman]

Wonderful.

[grown_a_bulge]

So. When I was a wee vampire, papa Angelus took me huntin'...

[goddamnbadman]

[I hate you a lot and am not looking at you at all okay]

[grown_a_bulge]

"Look at that faire lady, Will m'boy" he said in that pansy Irish accent of his. And I said... "sod the lady" got into a pub and started a brawl.

He was very cross after that. And he beat me.

I was sad.

[goddamnbadman]

[is totally not giving you points for starting a fight over looking at stupid women, nope 8D]

I feel more enlightened as to who you are. Now get out of my sight.

[grown_a_bulge]

Don't i even get a hug mate?

[goddamnbadman]

If you don't leave I am going to hit you even harder than last time.

[grown_a_bulge]

Leaving mate!

[leaving. WITH HIS POPCORN]

[bitingcynicism]

[Was passing by and is now WATCHING.]

[grown_a_bulge]

Please boy. This man here could destroy me with a finger.

[kafukaesque]

Oh, lots of people can do that, Spike!

[grown_a_bulge]

[.... why]

[kafukaesque]

Should we make a list? That may be fun!