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So, um. . . . I guess we can help you. With your problems. Just ask and we'll give advice? I think so, anyway. . .

(ooc: ANON CONFESSIONS POST ): Do it. Cox is gonnneee. And Tokio IS DISTRACTED.)

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[cfudanon]

I don't know who I'm supposed to be.

[coxslapped]

Survey says: emo.

[cfudanon]

I don't even know what that means.

[coxslapped]

It means that you're having real trouble deciding which sensitive, passionate and downright tortured facet of your personality to listen to next. I hear they cure that with inspirational screaming music of some kind.

[cfudanon]

Why would call music screaming? That doesn't seem like it'd be very musical at all.

[coxslapped]

... I see my wit is utterly lost on you. With that in mind, you can go ahead and elaborate on your problem if you like. I'll probably have a pearl of wisdom or two for you.

[cfudanon]

Um, well...

People keep telling me to be myself but I'm not really sure who that is...

[coxslapped]

Well, you got any hobbies? Interests? Defining traits? Anything at all to make you stand out at all from the usual sheep herd that is the human race? Because if you do, that's generally what you're looking for. We're not just a lump of something that is "yourself". You're made up of all sorts of things, including, it seems, a hefty lump of stupidity if you haven't worked that part out already.

[cfudanon]

I... see. Thank you. Um. I think.

[coxslapped]

You're welcome.

[galacticfairy]

Pull yourself together!

[cfudanon]

--Okay!

[galacticfairy]

You are who you are. Be yourself and no one else.

[cfudanon]

But I don't know who that is. Not really.

[galacticfairy]

So describe yourself!

In one hundred words or less.

[cfudanon]

Mm, but that would be a little revealing, wouldn't it?