ITP: Optimism!

[whothehelldoi]

[NEAR THE MESS HALL there is a barbecue pit set up, smoking gently as one (1) shounen retard pokes at the coals with a stick. There are hotdogs, there are hamburgers, there are all the trappings of a summer holiday barbecue. Don't let the boardshorts and the flipflops fool you though: It's still fuckin' cold out

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[whodoesthegovt]

[adjusting glasses]

...What are you cooking?

[whothehelldoi]

Meat!

[whodoesthegovt]

That's very specific, Onii-chan.

[whothehelldoi]

Ah, well, it was pretty obvious, right?

[whodoesthegovt]

I suppose... Do you even know all the different sorts of animals they have here, yet?

[whothehelldoi]

...Cow.

Gorilla.

Zombie.

[whodoesthegovt]

I'm not sure zombies count...

[whothehelldoi]

Why's that?

[whodoesthegovt]

I think they're supposed to be humans... of a sort.

[whothehelldoi]

...!

[whodoesthegovt]

Please, please tell me that's not what this is...!

[whothehelldoi]

Naw, naw, this is definitely cow.

...Ah, well, ta tell th' truth I aint sure what's in a hotdog, but probably it aint gonna bite back!

[whodoesthegovt]

You can never tell for sure in this place.

[whothehelldoi]

Hahaha, awfully suspicious Kinon! Ah, but that's you, eh? Always thinkin' with yer head!

[whodoesthegovt]

One of the first things you're supposed to learn after coming to this place is to be properly cautious of everything!

[whothehelldoi]

Psh, aint like any o' it is properly dangerous!