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[pingifneeded]

[There is a girl with a look of mortification on her face. It may have something to do with the sign above her head.]

ASK ME ABOUT MY HOO-HA!

[Or it could be the outfit that camp has put her in]

Comments

[head_overheels]

... oh wow.

[pingifneeded]

I don't know what happened!!

[head_overheels]

... I'm... pretty sure camp happened?

[pingifneeded]

Oh this is awful!

[bellsofsteel]

[................ we're sorry, the pirate you are looking for is unable to remove his gaze from that rack. if you would leave your name, number, and a brief message, someone will get back to you as soon as possible. thank you for dialing 1-800-YAR-HARR. we hope you have a pleasant evening.]

[pingifneeded]

[DESPERATELY trying to cover herself up]

I...I...!!

[bellsofsteel]

[HEAD... TILTS... LEFT]

[pingifneeded]

[MAYBE IF I DON'T SAY ANYTHING YOU WON'T FIGURE IT OUT]

[steadysword]

...

[pingifneeded]

I-- I can explain!

Well, no, I can't explain the outfit but...

[steadysword]

Perhaps my lady can explain the meaning of this sign.

[pingifneeded]

...I can't. I don't know what it means.

[gimmeplzgimme]

Is it made of candy?

[pingifneeded]

I... I don't know!

[gimmeplzgimme]

I can check.

[pingifneeded]

How can you check if you don't know what it is?

[worse_or_better]

IS IT A WEAPON THAT WILL DESTROY ALL MANKIND?!

[pingifneeded]

I don't know!!

[worse_or_better]

How can you not know?! Show me! I'll find out.

[pingifneeded]

I didn't make the sign! I can't show you anything!