BARBECUE TIEM?

[inpignation]

Right! It's been a while, huh. Here's how it works; I'm Peony Malkuth, this is a barbecue. So if you're in need of some advice, or have some worries to get off your chest, or just fancy some free food--OW

paging gingerbread house, paging gingerbread house
please come pick up your abusive midget
i've got one already

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[hareraising]

[FOOT ON YOUR HEAD]

All that food. . . I claim it for myself!

[inpignation]

--hey, hey, hey! How's that in the spirit of things?!

[hareraising]

I had to travel a long way to get back here! Can't you show some appreciation?

[inpignation]

'Some' doesn't mean 'all'!

[keepyourmercy]

[I SMELL MEAT coming over]

Barbecue, huh?

[inpignation]

[p-please hold]

--... something like that, anyhow.

[keepyourmercy]

... Feeding problems?

[inpignation]

Call it the return of a regular, you might say.

[plzdontoustme]

[I am always up for free food!]

What's a barbe -- Wow! Look at all of it!

[inpignation]

right right
but watch out for the tiny terror

[plzdontoustme]

Tiny terror?

[inpignation]

[p-picks himself up off the floor]

--right, right. Small, purple-and-black but not like the bruises she just gave me, huh.

[sun_inmyeyes]

[SOUL PING]

Barbeque?

[inpignation]

Markedly less of one by now, huh.

[sun_inmyeyes]

What? What do you mean?

[inpignation]

The little one's got the appetite of the ages, huh. And, for that matter, first dibs.

[haphazardace]

... that's probably not the smartest thing to say after she's kicked you in the head, you know.

[hareraising]

[NOW HAS MEAT, IS EATING HAPPILY]

-What was that, trash?

[haphazardace]

- er, nothing! Nothing important, haha.

[hareraising]

Good.