ITP: CONSPIRACIES!!1

[itcouldbebunnys]

[near the center of camp, there is a young man out and about and possibly pouncing on people. he looks very keenly interested in EVERYTHING. he also has a small handheld recorder, which he is using to record all his "observations." like this (easily eavesdroppable) one

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[commander_bitch]

Good luck if you're serious about that last part.

[itcouldbebunnys]

Hey, hey. The Blaaargh-Brains dialect is a perfectly legitimate form of zombie language!

[commander_bitch]

That nobody can understand.

[itcouldbebunnys]

Only if you don't know how to listen. It's all about intonation.

[canshatterglass]

I don't think the zombies have much to say.

[itcouldbebunnys]

And how would you know, huh? Are you one of them?

[canshatterglass]

I'm not. You can tell because I have more than one word in my vocabulary -- and I'm not, you know, rotting.

[itcouldbebunnys]

Ooooh, good point. So what are you, then? If you're here, then there's gotta be something special about you.

[socchan]

Married!

[itcouldbebunnys]

--! Who said that? Are you one of those invisible aliens I've heard about?

[socchan]

Uh. Maybe? REGARDLESS, you are now my newest husband! Welcome to the harem ♥

[itcouldbebunnys]

... well if it's an alien harem, then I guess I can cope with that.

[get_sometail]

Man, somebody's just a little too into this.

[itcouldbebunnys]

Just doing my --

[.........pause]

-- holy shit, you've got a tail!

[get_sometail]

Way to go ace, you're very observant.

[itcouldbebunnys]

[circling him a bit, trying to get a better look at it]

Were you born with it? Are you a mutant? Or did aliens put it on you in an experiment?

[dareyuudream]

"Possible"? Try definite if you're going for the loosest definition of "alien".

[itcouldbebunnys]

So there are aliens here! I knew it!

[dareyuudream]

And that's exciting, is it?

[itcouldbebunnys]

Of course it is! All my theories are finally getting vindicated!