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stayinthecar in campfuckudie

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Jan 16, 2009 19:02

[in the mess hall, there's a killer robot with a tiny blonde girl, a large box on the table in front of them, obscuring them from view]

Please, Ro, it's important to me.

It's a ridiculous question, Zee.

No it isn't.

Fine, fine...

[the conversation drops off, and you hear Zeta counting.. then a crunch]

--please try not to do that. You'll have ( Read more... )

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thecarisboring January 17 2009, 00:20:18 UTC

[SIGH reaching into the box]

I can't believe you seriously want to test this. Where did you hear that, anyway?

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:22:20 UTC

My computer asked me this morning. And I do not know the answer.

thecarisboring January 17 2009, 00:26:41 UTC

You know, Zee, not all questions have to be answered.

[pulling out Tootsie Roll pop anyway and starting to unwrap it]

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:29:14 UTC

But I know so many other things. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. It would take 78937354 hamsters standing on one another's backs, to reach the moon. A goldfish's memory only lasts three--

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whenurgood2nana January 17 2009, 00:36:35 UTC

*mystery box*

...

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:38:56 UTC

[approaching human. pokes his head out from behind the box.]

Hello? Would you care to assist?

whenurgood2nana January 17 2009, 00:40:05 UTC

Assist with what?

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:42:26 UTC

There's a question I would like to answer. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" I believe a thousand would give me a representative sample.

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art_crow January 17 2009, 00:37:10 UTC

[Just walking by, minding my own business...] Hey, are you guys giving out candy?

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:39:50 UTC

I do have some extra, if you would like one... [pokes head o---] You eat?

art_crow January 17 2009, 00:44:53 UTC

Um, yeah, I eat food.

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:47:02 UTC

...really? How do you digest it? [examining] Perhaps a composting engine?

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gettin_fired_up January 17 2009, 00:37:25 UTC

He's right, you know. Crunching is cheating.

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:41:05 UTC

Yes. The question was licks, specifically.

gettin_fired_up January 17 2009, 00:53:15 UTC

You'll be here a while, that's for sure.

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 00:58:42 UTC

Would you care to assist?

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jstalovemachine January 17 2009, 01:10:43 UTC

What are you trying to do?

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 01:14:58 UTC

Determine, to within a .5% margin of error, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

How are you, Zima?

jstalovemachine January 17 2009, 01:39:11 UTC

How're you doing with that so far?

I'm all right. I see Ro is here now.

stayinthecar January 17 2009, 01:43:47 UTC

Well.

She is. I was very happy when she arrived.

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