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[immashaaark]

[somewhere in camp we have two grumpy teenagers and an astonishing number of walruses. They appear to be putting a crown on the shorter one, much to his dismay.]

This has to be a case of mistaken identity.

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[tobethemiracle]

... You think?

[immashaaark]

They've never done this before.

[tobethemiracle]

So why would they start now.

[immashaaark]

I have no idea. It's probably you.

[trapthuselah]

*let's up the grumpy teenager count by 1*

What are those ridiculous creatures doing?

[immashaaark]

Apparently making me their new ruler.

Or marrying me off to him. I'm not sure.

[trapthuselah]

Well, have them stop, if it's bothering you.

[immashaaark]

It's not bothering me. It's just odd.

[thecarisboring]

[...this is new]

Yeah. I got nothing.

[immashaaark]

Really? I have a crown. Did you want it?

[thecarisboring]

I think your subjects might have a problem with that. Looks better on you, anyway.

[immashaaark]

I'm trying to abdicate.

[onerrantry]

Did you feed them anything?

[immashaaark]

Would I do that?

[onerrantry]

How am I supposed to know?

[immashaaark]

Would anyone?

[goddamnbadman]

[here, let's up the grumpy count again!]

[immashaaark]

[the grumpy male, although not the gregarious sort, can be found in its native habitat of making :| at other grumpy males in order to establish its territory.]

What?

[goddamnbadman]

I believe I'm the one who should be asking that here.

[immashaaark]

I was prompting you.