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[ineedbothhands]

[in the ever populated middle of Camp, there is a dunking booth. Inside the dunking booth, there is a young man that looks resigned to his fate. Above the dunking booth there is a sign that reads]

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, IORI JUNPEI!

[There is a hastily written sign below that one, that reads]

100% FREE!! TRY AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE!

((Wow,

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[cancelingblades]

[picks up a ball and tosses it from one hand to the other]

Aren't you one of the guys we live with?

[ineedbothhands]

Yeah. I remember you from that meeting.

[which means you aren't going to be throwing that, right? Right?]

[cancelingblades]

Must be pretty rough to end up there, dude. So how cold do you figure the water is?

[ineedbothhands]

...Really cold?

[its_the_mask]

It's really been a year?

[ineedbothhands]

I guess so. I kinda lost track of time, but I guess it seems about right.

[its_the_mask]

Well. Commiserations.

[ineedbothhands]

Thanks, man.

[glancing nervously at the target] You don't think anyone's really gonna do it, right?

[is_my_copilot]

[. . . man, this is tempting. Weighing a ball thoughtfully in one hand]

[ineedbothhands]

Come on, man, it is really cold.

[is_my_copilot]

Is it? I don't usually notice temperatures unless they're on the extremes. Weren't you the kid who was groping that woman when you were switched into her body?

[ineedbothhands]

I didn't grope her!

[officialrapier]

[looks at Junpei]

[looks at the target]

[looks back at Junpei]

What is this?

[ineedbothhands]

...Hi, senpai. It's Camp messing around.

[officialrapier]

It all looks very festive.

[ineedbothhands]

Yeah, it's usually more for the summer festivals, though...

[ahotpeace]

[oh i am in a terrible terrible mood. fear me.]

[ineedbothhands]

[just remember how cute I was when I was a puppy?]

[ahotpeace]

[lifting a ball]

[ineedbothhands]

[I WILL END YOU]