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[swornmyoaths]

[Here there are two boys watching a litter of baaaaaby animals gambol and frolic on the lakeshore.]

I think that one takes after her mom! See? Look how she's trying so hard to attack her brother~

(( Come say hi to the newest batch of anklebiters- and yes, that is meant literally! Joshua will also be around, but please note if your character's

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[ilikebigburs]

HOLY CRAP THOSE THINGS ARE CRAZY!

[swornmyoaths]

Don't yell at the babies!

[ilikebigburs]

THOSE things are babies? They look like they'd BITE MY LEG AND NEVER LET GO.

[swornmyoaths]

They're too little to hang on for long~ but have you seen their parents yet? Chi-chi and Napoleon could tear your leg right off!

[...shoos a few hatchling away from your feet]

[ilikebigburs]

That's not really comforting.

[swornmyoaths]

You don't have to worry about the adults! As long you keep several feet away from them and don't hurt the ducklings.

[ilikebigburs]

. . .

So when did those things hatch?

[swornmyoaths]

No more than a few days ago, at least.

[ilikebigburs]

... you were taking care of them?

[swornmyoaths]

Well, yeah! Their nest is under my bed.

[ilikebigburs]

How big are these things?

[swornmyoaths]

They grow to get about as big as a dog.

[ilikebigburs]

... And their 'parents'?

[swornmyoaths]

Those're the dog-sized ones! These guys are only like duckling and kitten sized~

[ilikebigburs]

... You mean they didn't come from some unholy union of duck and... you know..

[swornmyoaths]

No, they didn't.