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xtreme_schemes in campfuckudie

ITP: Look to the Skies

Jan 03, 2009 21:50

[Sure, there was a fancy eclipse recently that nullified some superpowers and bestowed others, but at least one person taking to the skies about Camp tonight is doing it the old-fashioned way--namely, channeling his inner Iron Man and strapping on a jet-powered robotic exosuit shaped like a Dark Age monster. You know, through SCIENCELook out below ( Read more... )

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eatsroadkill January 4 2009, 03:02:48 UTC

[OSHI DID SOMEONE SAY MID-AIR COLLISION COURSE]

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:05:59 UTC

[Pulls up, going evasive.]

Sorry--I ordered the fish.

eatsroadkill January 4 2009, 03:15:43 UTC

[also pulls up]

[...and is squawking at you indignantly]

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:18:02 UTC

...

[Targeting computer active... tracking...]

So much for flying the friendly skies.

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virginshocker January 4 2009, 03:05:05 UTC

...Not a bird, not a plane and definitely not Superman.

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:08:22 UTC

He's found me out. Would a cape help, next time?

virginshocker January 4 2009, 03:10:31 UTC

With your facial features? No way. Any reason you're going flap in the night?

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:12:21 UTC

Less chiseled, more spot-welded, I'm afraid. And I didn't feel like waiting for dawn.

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ass_guardian January 4 2009, 03:13:25 UTC

Yeah, it's just like riding a bike.

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:15:43 UTC

Only a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Or so I've heard.

ass_guardian January 4 2009, 03:28:21 UTC

I couldn't say, since I don't have any spokes. You'll just have to try it yourself.

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:31:24 UTC

And ruin an investment? No, thank you.

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goddamnbadman January 4 2009, 03:33:09 UTC

[...well this is a rather unexpected ping. stopping his evening training for a moment to watch where you're flying]

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:37:57 UTC

[Someone set a midget on fire! Yes, that calls for a HUD check as well, and OMG IT'S OVER... well. You know the drill.]

... interesting.

goddamnbadman January 4 2009, 03:52:35 UTC

[checking your power himself and--oh hey, he can sense you. hooray, you're not an android]

Is there a reason you've dressed yourself in that ridiculous robotic suit?

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:54:36 UTC

Probably. Is there a reason you're glowing?

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donationsorgtfo January 4 2009, 03:33:34 UTC

[I just hope you realize that you look like you're wearing a red midriff, panties, and a questionably stylish necklace]

You're on fire.

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:36:18 UTC

[Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.]

Quite. But it's a controlled burn.

donationsorgtfo January 4 2009, 03:38:10 UTC

Uh huh.

Are you a robot?

xtreme_schemes January 4 2009, 03:42:39 UTC

No. Are you?

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