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[king_of_shell]

[If you happen to be in the forest for whatever reason, you'll soon find a strange and tasty sight; though not as welcoming as a gingerbread house, the ominous tower that has mysteriously sprouted near the crashed castle is, in fact, one giant tower-shaped cookie. Complete with chocolate chip gargoyles and a sugar-frosted front cake, in front of

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[goddamnbadman]

[...this looks very, very questionable.]

[king_of_shell]

[...said the short glowy guy.]

Heya! Nice 'do. *tries pulling a cookie shaped like your head outta' thin air... but it comes out burnt*

[goddamnbadman]

I could say the same to you, lizard.

[...glares at the cookie. what is the meaning of this 8|]

[king_of_shell]

Yeah, the spikey look's kinda outdated, but you can't argue with the classics. *munches cookie loudly, then tries again; this one comes out burnt and pink*

[goddamnbadman]

[twitches a bit at the munching. ...and maybe more at the pink cookie]

Is your obsession with desserts a result of the camp's abnormal eclipse, or are you normally so pathetic as to waste your time with trivial pursuits such as baking?

[king_of_shell]

*crushes cookie menacingly* The eclipse, of course! Bowser, King of the Koopas, wouldn't be wasting time with cool cookie constructions if he had his USUAL awesome powers!

[goddamnbadman]

[is pretty much dripping with sarcasm as he watches the poor, defenseless cookie crumbs fall to the ground]

That's comforting to know.