itp: more eclipse

[iwassooworried]

[Most people, when faced with a set of new and exciting powers probably go to town with them. Have a little fun.

Tatsunoske is instead using his new eclipse powers to sort paperwork, drawing the stacks to him one sheet at a time, and guiding the papers into at least nine piles.

...yeah, pretty lame, isn't it?]

[[mock the workholic, play around

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[me_fuckyeah]

[FROM NO WHEEEERE comes a little kid to mess up ALL your stacks. :DDD]

[iwassooworried]

Aaa, those--!

[I am a professional kid-snagger. Making a go for your collar.]

[me_fuckyeah]

[Well I'm a professional... kid.]

Hey! Let go!

[iwassooworried]

Listen! You're not just supposed to run through other people's work, it's very rude! Look what you've done to my stacks!

[turning so tinyAmerica can see the damage :|]

[me_fuckyeah]

What were they for?

[PICKING ONE UP TO INSPECT]

[iwassooworried]

They're for business.

[the business of the Imonoyama zaibatsu, to be exact. around you, the other papers are being squared off into neat piles.]

[me_fuckyeah]

What type of business?

[iwassooworried]

They're widely invested. Education, transportation, tourism...

[me_fuckyeah]

Like cars?

[iwassooworried]

Are you interested in "cars"?

[me_fuckyeah]

Kind of! I've never seen them before now, and the only one I've seen didn't look like it'd run.

[iwassooworried]

Ah, I see. I haven't seen that many cars before, either.

[belatedly letting go of your collar]

[me_fuckyeah]

[ponders messing up your papers again for a moment]

So... you're not from the future?

[iwassooworried]

[if you do that, you will be treated to a special etiquette lecture. possibly with forcible ground kneeling.]

Aah, no, I'm from the past. From Japan, in the 1850's.