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[tobethemiracle]

[IN THE FABLED ....mess hall (what, did you think I was going to say "middle of camp"? Psych!) is a half-decorated talking alien tree, being decorated by teenaged wizards (and one star) of varying species. Except one, who is having nothing to do with this.]

You do know why they call it Boxing Day, don't you?

Comments

[onerrantry]

I forgot.

[tobethemiracle]

I'm pretty sure it's bad luck to pull Christmas decorations out, otherwise they run amok and end up trying to kill you, while being cheerfully festive the whole time.

[onerrantry]

And some of them are his Christmas presents. So?

[tobethemiracle]

I am not doing this again. If they start going crazy, it's your job.

[onerrantry]

Just because you get all the psycho decorations jobs at home doesn't mean these will, okay?

[tobethemiracle]

Sure, sure.

[onerrantry]

[snorts] What did they do, bite?

[tobethemiracle]

Yeah. I hate those little nutcrackers now.

[onerrantry]

Ouch. How frightening.

[tobethemiracle]

You'd be surprised, living in a quiet area like yours.

[onerrantry]

I'm sorry if I don't think that wooden dolls are not the source of fear and weirdness that you do.

[tobethemiracle]

You clearly have never seen a real doll. They are designed to be creepy.

[onerrantry]

A real doll. You do know what you sound like, right?

[tobethemiracle]

Someone who knows what they're talking about.

[onerrantry]

Or crazy.

[tobethemiracle]

I am not.