MEANWHILE, IN THE MESS HALL . . .

[capthlock_rage]

[SNEEZES FIRE]

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[capt_liarpants]

DUUUUUUCK INCOOOOOOOOMING!

[capthlock_rage]

I'm sorry! It just -- happens sometimes!

[capt_liarpants]

IT JUST HAPPENS?! IT JUST HAPPENS?! THAT'S A REALLY BAD EXCUSE FOR THIS SORT OF THING!

*hasn't yet noticed that a part of his sniper bag is on fire*

[capthlock_rage]

IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SET MY DINNER ON FIRE, OKAY?!

[capt_liarpants]

WELL, YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING! YOU SHOULD WEAR A SIGN THAT SAYS "POSSIBLE FLAMING SNEEZES, WATCH OUT"! BECAUSE PEOPLE USUALLY WANT TO KNOW IF-

MY BAG!!!!

[capthlock_rage]

Oh, great, just perfect--

[bends the fire out :(]

Is it all right?

[capt_liarpants]

*you know, that's pretty darn handy*

Whoa, how did you- I thought all the fire people just set fire to things! You can put it out too? *checking out his bag* Everything's okay, it's just a little scorched. Whew!

[capthlock_rage]

...oh. Good.

Putting it out takes more concentration. But it was small, so... yeah. I don't think all the people here with fire powers work exactly the same way, though. It's probably part of the different worlds thing.

[capt_liarpants]

Well, at least you could. You should work on your concentration a lot so that you could put out huuuuge fires because that's a lot more impressive than starting them. Anyone can start a fire with the right tools.

Wait, I recognize you, you're the candy guy.

[capthlock_rage]

And you were the guy with the sandwich.

[capt_liarpants]

The guy with the sandwich...no no, I'm the Great Captain Usopp! Fierce Warrior and Friend To Goldfish Everywhere! What's your name? Or should I continue to call you candy guy?

[capthlock_rage]

Um -- no, please don't. It's Zuko.

... Friend to goldfish?